yeah me when i have no fucking idea what you just said (via grandkanye)

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the cat that just casually fucking hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord

i’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes omfg

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we’ll get him this time, guys

i just lost 3 followers

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once we got our math tests back and this one guy got a D and he was really quiet for a minute and i expected him to be really sad or something but instead he puts his fist in the air and goes “YES, THIS IS GONNA RAISE MY GRADE!” and i think that pretty much sums up math right there

if i had a dollar for every time someone made a “he got the D” comment on this i would have enough money to buy a giraffe and drive myself to the bottom of the ocean

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2013 promo!



alright since it’s 2013 i wanna wish all my followers a happy new year so im doing a promo whoo hoo


  • must be following me
  • both reblogs/likes acceptable (also if you reblog and like youll be entered twice)
  • thats about it i guess

5 people will be promoted in a list to 4k followers

ok happy new year all

i will choose at 9 PM PST!!!

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if u even look at me while i’m on the computer i’m probably gonna get really uncomfortable and close all my tabs and just open solitaire or something

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